good things about being single
"Your friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I join in?' comments are made."
"You don't have to worry if he will or won't call."
"No more arguments about things you can't explain."
"You can have a clean bathroom with the toilet seat where you want it."
"Not only are your dinners free when you go out on those first dates, but they take you out to nice places."
"No snoring!"